Monday, December 08, 2008

my wife is dead sexy (waldorf salad recipe)

i'm blest with an awesome wife...she makes the stepford wives look like a collection of rejected-hilary-clinton-imitators...and not because she's old-school or subservient, either

she's just plain awesome

fun. cool. smart. playful. mischievous. great mom. hot-as-*%*%

you get the idea.

anyway - from time to time she'll make my favorite recipe. she hates it, but out of her deep love for me, she'll make it and force me to fall in love all over again.

waldorf salad.

but not just any waldorf salad...oh no...traditional waldorf salad is crap...this is an ancient mcdonald family recipe dating back hundreds of years to the old country

(ok - that last part was a's just really, really good waldorf salad)

for your culinary enjoyment here is the recipe:

2 1/2 cups miniature marshmallows
2 cups green grapes, seedless
2 chopped red apples
1 peeled mandarin orange
1/2 cup chopped celery
1 cup walnuts

in a bowl combine
1 cup whipping cream, whipped
1/2 cup mayonnaise
1 TBSP sugar

mix all ingredients together...

...and pass out in the alaphylactic shock of pure bliss

(p.s. if you tell anyone i posted a recipe on my blog i'll never agree to pray for your sick grandmother again)


1 comment:

  1. this is not a salad. this is nuts, celery, and sugar. and it sounds glorious.